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On The Same (On The Upright Judge, Who Condemned The Drapier's Printer) The Judge Speaks

    By Jonathan Swift



    I'm not the grandson of that ass Quin;[1]
    Nor can you prove it, Mr. Pasquin.
    My grandame had gallants by twenties,
    And bore my mother by a 'prentice.
    This when my grandsire knew, they tell us he
    In Christ-Church cut his throat for jealousy.
    And, since the alderman was mad you say,
    Then I must be so too, ex traduce.



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[Footnote 1: Alderman Quin, the judge's maternal grandfather, who cut his throat in church.]



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